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39 replies

Objection · 14/06/2014 19:58

With this crazy new fashion???
Surely this can't be happening?
What's going on in the back?

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EatShitDerek · 14/06/2014 19:59

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WallyBantersJunkBox · 14/06/2014 20:00

I love it!

But is the strap going round the back of the leg - or do they have a big stonker?

Pimpf · 14/06/2014 20:00

Wtf?!

Gileswithachainsaw · 14/06/2014 20:00

Cheese wire that's what. And let's just say it errrrr has the opposite effect of , say the wonder bra.

Infact I'd say it was a "minimiser"

ExitPursuedByABear · 14/06/2014 20:00

I saw that picture the other day. I am still reeling.

ExitPursuedByABear · 14/06/2014 20:01

Can they swop it to the other side?

WallyBantersJunkBox · 14/06/2014 20:03

Can't even call it a budgie smuggler - too small!

Hummingbird Hider?

softlysoftly · 14/06/2014 20:03

Yeah seen that they mu st be "petite" to stay on surely?

Showed it to DH when I saw it he was less than impressed Grin

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/06/2014 20:03
Shock

hope this doesn't catch on in my neck of the woods, but I live in Essex so it probably will.

do they swap from one leg to the other to get an even tan, or would you need a left'n'right .......................

TheHouseatWhoCorner · 14/06/2014 20:03

Do they make them 'left sided' and 'right sided' so you can alternate them and ensure an even tan?
What if the chap 'dresses' on the other side, surely it would make an uncomfy kink?

Objection · 14/06/2014 20:04

A "bollocking bundler" perhaps?

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/06/2014 20:06

where did you find this btw......what were you searching for Wink

phantomnamechanger · 14/06/2014 20:06

saw this on facebook the other day, still shuddering

who? why?

yuk yuk yuk

WallyBantersJunkBox · 14/06/2014 20:07

what are they actually called?

EatShitDerek · 14/06/2014 20:09

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Objection · 14/06/2014 20:12

Saw it on Facebook - wasn't doing a dodgy search!

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/06/2014 20:17

are these men real people or models (I'm over interested in this Blush I don't have facebook )

Just wondering why they thought 'mmm, that's attractive and functional'

years ago there was a plastic alternative to the G String knicker - curved shape to stay in place with no elastic. no vpl.

GobblersKnob · 14/06/2014 20:22

Good grief!

Notso · 14/06/2014 20:27

the back view

ExitPursuedByABear · 14/06/2014 20:30

Nooooooooooo

Objection · 14/06/2014 20:33

Why??? Why????

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/06/2014 20:35

Aw bloody hell, they are TOWIE blokes?
That means these thing most likely will appear in a town near me Envy < vom face

Disclaimer: I don't live in Brentwood
I have never seen any more than 30 seconds of TOWIE (and it was two women with rat-on-a-string dogs)

I'm not going anywhere near Primark mens' wear this summer

softlysoftly · 14/06/2014 20:37

So the back unless you use photoshop gives an attractive double pinch muffiny look?

Yum Confused

SapphireMoon · 14/06/2014 20:37

And there's hair peeping over and a plucked chicken look as clearly have to 'prepare'..
Yuck!

Maryz · 14/06/2014 20:38

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