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To think that DD would have failed her Chemistry GCSE today

18 replies

Lightshines · 10/06/2014 08:02

If I had put 13 slices of cucumber in her sandwich....?

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TwinkleTwinkleStarlight · 10/06/2014 08:12

I think you may be ok Wink

BigArea · 10/06/2014 08:14
SpandexBallet · 10/06/2014 09:31

Cucumber is great for concentration! She would be lucky if you did! Grin

Canus · 10/06/2014 09:33

But surely any bad luck would be cancelled out by the lucky rabbits foot in her bag? Confused

You did do that didn't you?

And light a candle?

HesGotStyleAGrooveyStyle · 10/06/2014 09:37

Cucumber sandwiches are hugely underated but, seriously! what were you thinking?

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13 slices Shock

To think that DD would have failed her Chemistry GCSE today
JockTamsonsBairns · 10/06/2014 11:28

What are you all on about??

TantrumsAndBalloons · 10/06/2014 11:30

I'm confused.

I understand chemistry GCSE though, ds1 has it this afternoon

HappyAgainOneDay · 10/06/2014 11:31

How man of you counted the slices of cucumber? I did. Blush

HappyAgainOneDay · 10/06/2014 11:31
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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 10/06/2014 11:37

As long as she turns around three times and spits on the floor before she eats it she will be fine.

DonkeysDontRideBicycles · 10/06/2014 11:38

Uh-oh! Be prepared for the consequences! .

Theas18 · 10/06/2014 12:37

nah, once youve eaten one slice there are no longer 13 in the sandwich are there!

thebodylovesspring · 10/06/2014 12:38

Ah hope she does ok you loon. Grin

calculatorsatdawn · 10/06/2014 13:16

happyagain I did!

StanleyLambchop · 10/06/2014 13:30

You must have massive slices of bread (or slice up the cucumber mega thin) I don't think I could fit 13 slices into a sandwich!!

Lightshines · 10/06/2014 13:30

Phew. Looks like she had a near miss. I did, of course, take one slice out.

For extra good luck, when I seasoned the cucumber, I did throw a bit of salt over my left shoulder.

It's Chemistry. Believe me, she needs all the help she can get.

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Lightshines · 28/08/2014 14:27

Just popped back.
So glad I held back on the 13th slice.
She passed Grin!

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eosmum · 28/08/2014 14:29

Great, you had a near miss and I hope its a lesson learned for the future:)

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