In today's Wail on Sunday, surely this has to be a classic Jones observation:
'In Bosnia, I couldnt understand why people who had not long ago hosted the Winter Olympics were taking machetes to their neighbours. They were educated and affluent I heard one story where a woman had burned her Manolos for warmth. '
Jesus wept! That was obviously a tragedy beyond tragedies so far as Jones is concerned - A WOMAN HAD TO BURN HER MANOLOS! 