This will totally out me but I can name change so....
My piece of shit neighbour seems to think he can do what he wants and we all just have to put up with it.
He let's his dog (American bulldog)out of his yard to wander on to my garden to do it's giant business.
In the past I've called the dog warden, they had a word with him but because it's on private property they can't do anything legally.
He refuses to clean it up himself or keep the dog off the garden.
So yesterday I picked up 5, yes 5 giant piles of crap, and left them outside his yard gate 
AIBU?