He's dangling his vegetables..can I cut them off?!

[Tiggywinklespinny]

Earlier on dh had a shower came downstairs in his towel, sat himself on the edge of the sofa dangling his veggies over the seat. Why? Why must he do this?! He's unreasonable no?

Lightly season and pop into a roasting bag.

Depends which vegetable. Cauliflowers are acceptable, broccoli not so much. I'd be outraged at any man who wandered around with his rhubarb out.

Hahahahaha at hiddenhome

WolfMoon, I've just seen on another thread where a man's rhubarb on display is a sign of emotional vulnerability. So there's that, at least.

He'll be more than vulnerable if he doesn't stop using the sofa seat as a cock prop!

Least he's not doing the helicopter or gently tapping you with it like my DP

Could it be a case of rhubarb crumble if he continues, Tiggywinklespinny?

I was in a gym once with my ExH

He was lying on the weightlifting bench in short shiny shorts, the type with a net lining (twas 1989)

Every time he lifted the weight machine thing one testis popped out proud as punch for the whole world to see

That was day I realised gentialla is not pretty

Just show him the end of this, Gunther will do the talking for you.

Buy a kitten. After veg are used just once as a scratching post, your DH won't dangle them again.
< cue angry protest from RSPCA re kitten>

Yuk. Willy germs on the soft furnishings.

At least he's had a shower. There can't be too many germs on a freshly washed willy.

DH didn't notice his were on display this morning under his dressing gown until the dog walked over and licked them. Needless to say he has now declared he shall always be wearing undercrackers at all times