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Terry Wogan's cock....Eurovision just isn't the same.

38 replies

youdontknowmebut · 10/05/2014 19:44

Is it just me that misses Terry being on Eurovision? I haven't really watched it since he stopped as really miss hiscock him.

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TucsonGirl · 10/05/2014 19:48

I think Graham Norton is really good on it, better than Terry was for the last few years he did it. I was surprised because I don't really like Norton but he tones down his persona enough that it fits Eurovision to a T.

HexBramble · 10/05/2014 19:49
Confused
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youdontknowmebut · 10/05/2014 19:54

Terry in his finest pose.

Terry Wogan's cock....Eurovision just isn't the same.
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WolfMoon · 10/05/2014 19:55

Erm...am I missing something here? I loved Wogan on Eurovision, but I have not the faintest of a Scooby Doo what his cock has to do with it.

are you sure you've been watching Eurovision

WolfMoon · 10/05/2014 19:56

X-post with OP...good grief!!

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tabvase · 10/05/2014 19:57

Shock How have I gone so many years without knowing this about Wogan?

scarred for life

Sallyingforth · 10/05/2014 19:59

Well he has to keep his spare scarf handkerchief somewhere.

squoosh · 10/05/2014 19:59

Is it time for me to tell people (again) about the dream I had where I was giving Terry a blow job as he filmed it on his phone? Funnily enough he was wearing the same blazer as in the photo above. I woke up in quite a fluster!

MummyPigsKnickers · 10/05/2014 20:00

What a majestic sight it was as well...Grin

www.styleforum.net/t/46768/terry-wogan-busting-out-of-his-moleskins-on-bbc

Bearbehind · 10/05/2014 20:01

I thought the title of this was a typo!

OMFG, I need eye bleach!

WolfMoon · 10/05/2014 20:03

squoosh I will have nightmares now!

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youdontknowmebut · 10/05/2014 20:05

Squoosh, even I haven't had a dream like that! I'm a bit envious, didyouswallow

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LackaDAISYcal · 10/05/2014 20:06

As he only ever just talked over it like Graham is doing, you never actually saw his cock. One cheeky and irreverant Irish voice over sans cock is much the same as another. YABU

HexBramble · 10/05/2014 20:07

Oh Dear God.

MummyPigsKnickers · 10/05/2014 20:07

Squoosh that puts Wake Up To Wogan into a whole new light...Wink

Psycobabble · 10/05/2014 20:10

Squoosh I literally lolled and spat too hahaha

squoosh · 10/05/2014 20:11

Ewwww Mummy, of all the filthy celeb dreams I've had why did the Wogan one have to be the most vivid!!

There's a Terry shaped scar on my brain.

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youdontknowmebut · 10/05/2014 20:12

Is it a cock shaped scar? I hope so, squoosh

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MummyPigsKnickers · 10/05/2014 20:22

YA certainly NBU...I miss the Irish trousersnake more every year, Graham just doesn't do it for me.

Squoosh was Tel wearing his toupée in the dream???

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youdontknowmebut · 10/05/2014 20:24

I'm not even watching it. I miss his cock delightful soft Irish accent.

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jeanmiguelfangio · 10/05/2014 20:43

You'd think id learn after these years on mumsnet...but nope
dear god

Aliceinvodkaland · 10/05/2014 20:46

ha ha ha ha love fuckin thread title Grin

Aliceinvodkaland · 10/05/2014 20:47

terry was hilarious

Aliceinvodkaland · 10/05/2014 20:47

he tries to take piss but his piss taking just isn't in the same class

bigTillyMint · 10/05/2014 20:49

Noooo, why oh why did I click on this thread? I knew THAT picture would be on itGrin