To boast about my Euromillions winnings

[PeachyParisian]

Just won the royal sum of €7.90

That ought to buy me a multipack of socks at least!

Enjoy :)

I am a mum of 237 kids & my munny has not come thro this week - I think you O me 50% of yr winning - now!

I got the email today telling me I'd won €10 million and I didn't even buy a ticket. I'll split it with you and your 237 kids if you send them your information.

Did it cover the cost of the ticket?

If you invest tuppence wisely in the bank, safe and sound, soon that tuppence invested safely in the bank will compound......

Looking forward to hearing of your tycoon status in the coming years OP ;)

There was a mixup in the shop and you actually got my ticket. Now, being the kindly soul I am, I'm willing to split it with you for the troubles this embarrassing mistake may have caused. PM your address and we can get this sorted forthright.

Can you lend me a fiver? My seventeen children are hungry

Please

:(

Ha! I won the premium bonds!! £25!! Then we needed a new car tyre so all gone.

DH was so excited to get an email from Euromillions saying that he'd won.......£2.60! Won't be giving up the day job then

(Soulsource, are you that hack from the Daily Fail?)

I won £5.60 or something and bought two tickets for Friday with it. One step closer to the jackpot...

People win! Wow why buy socks when you could buy wine.....

I have run out of grass for my goats, please help!

Last year I was so excited because I won £500 in a competition. The very next day the car broke down and cost just over £900 to fix. Damn! :)