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To ask for help in not being shown up by a seven year old?

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JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 19:35

Visit to Space Centre in Leicester tomorrow with DD, who is a very intellegent 7yo. Now, I'm not exactly a dunce- but I seem to know very little about space (IMO Pluto is a fucking dog!)...so what to cram on tonight? Bearing in mind I won't be able to read signs etc while I'm there...? Help me not make a prick of myself?

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JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 19:36

She says she wants to be an astrophycasist!

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Sirzy · 22/04/2014 19:36

I would let her teach you!

PumpkinPie2013 · 22/04/2014 19:39

I would let your dd teach you Smile

Ask her lots of (appropriate to her level) questions while you are there and let her enjoy learning and sharing her knowledge.

I took some students to the space centre and it was great!

Have a good day!

PumpkinPie2013 · 22/04/2014 19:40

Oh and Pluto is a dwarf planet Smile

MrsGWay · 22/04/2014 19:40

If I don't know something my daughter asks I just say so. Why should I be embarrassed? Confused

MrsCakesPremonition · 22/04/2014 19:41

Visit the Take a Tour pages on the website, that way you will know what to expect.

Wander round the BBC space pages.

If you don't know an answer say so and find out together.

Have a lovely time. I'm rather jealous.

GuybrushThreepwoodMP · 22/04/2014 19:42

The order of the planets from the sun is Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. The saying to remember it used to be Most Vicars Eat Mainly Jam Sandwiches Unlike Normal People. BUT Pluto isn't a planet anymore so forget the P.
Anything else?

FunnyFoot · 22/04/2014 19:42

Turn it on its head. Every question she asks you say 'I know the answer already so how about you tell me what you think or how about you work it out for yourself, that's how you will learn'

Then hope and pray to Pluto that she agrees and gives you lots of useful info.

Failing that stick some of those tour guide earphone thingy bobs on her head if they have them. Grin

JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 19:43

(grin)

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JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 19:43

WIBU to pack wine for the 3 hour train journey?

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JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 19:45

(grin( guy thanks! History of music I can do...science? Nah.

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Andrewofgg · 22/04/2014 19:47

Please report back afterwards on how it went and good luck!

PS remind her that if you cross an encyclopedia with a condom you get a fucking know-all and does she want to be like that . . . no, perhaps not.

JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 19:56

Andrew I just spat garlic bread all over my phone!! Does anyone know what the cafe is like?

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spanieleyes · 22/04/2014 20:00

The coffee is awful Sad

JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 20:13

Flask of coffee then Grin. Did it take you all day to get around?

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growingolddicustingly · 22/04/2014 20:19

Pluto has been reinstated as a planet according to my sciency feeds on FB.

ladytyndale · 22/04/2014 20:40

Oh we've been there today, they're doing talks on grossology -the gross things our bodies do in space. Lots about how to go to the toilet, what happens to human waste, and can you trump/burp/sneeze in space! My DS's found it very informative, and yes you can spend all day there.

Pipbin · 22/04/2014 20:42

This will help. I showed it to my reception class and they could all say something about each planet:

Also this will help you learn the planets in order:

spanieleyes · 22/04/2014 20:52

I took 32 year 5/6's so slightly different! To be honest, I wasn't expecting much from the outside but it's better in than it looks. Certainly my children enjoyed it, the weather booth was a hoot and they loved dressing up Confused The astronaut show was brilliant!

JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 20:59

Fab, thank you! Must say I am bricking it...strange city and all...

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BEEwitched · 22/04/2014 21:07

Sadly, Puto is still left out in the cold, it was an April Fool's joke!

www.virgin.com/travel/branson-buys-pluto-reinstates-planet

SystemIDUnknown · 22/04/2014 21:10

Order of the planets from the sun: My Vet Earns Money Just Stitching Up Nasty Pooches.

Yep, that's about it from me.

JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 21:15

My Vag Emits Minging Juices Sometimes Unless Nosepegs Puton...

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JToTheCToTheCrisTotheT · 22/04/2014 21:16
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growingolddicustingly · 22/04/2014 21:20

Bugger I was April Fooled into believing that Pluto was a planet again! Gullible? Moi?

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