To catheterise myself...

[Cereal0ffender]

And fast for 24 hours before leaving the house for fear of having to use someone else's loo and offending them with my shameful excretions

Whats happened..

Eh?

Yanbu

Or even worse, seeing evidence of other peoples sinful waste

Pop a toilet brush in your bag, I'm going to patent a hand bag size loo brush!

TAAT

But yanbu. No one is ever using the toilet in my house again after reading the bidet story.

Hahah! I feel honoured :) a thread about my thread! Wow!

Ooh what's the bidet story?

Yes what bidet story?

Go to my thread for the bidet story (the shameless one on judging people on their shitters) ...

It's on the thread that this thread is about. Someone's friend got shit all over their bidet and the MNer had to clean it up

Lol @ bidet. People are vile

YANBU.

I know someone (a nurse) who catheterised herself in order to make her attendance at a large stadium gig more comfortable. Well it always takes forever to get to the loos in those places, doesn't it?

:) puntastic!

Yeah, I loved that

Brave, imaginative and above all, practical. Three of my very favourite qualities.