To think this may be the beginning of the end?

[SilverOldie]

I have just returned home from shopping, to discover that I went out wearing one light blue shoe and one black shoe. Is it the first sign I'm going ga ga?

Actually I'm just grateful my skirt wasn't tucked into my knickers.

I was walking through the corridor at work, and glanced down at my feet to realise I had one black and one brown shoe on (same style).

To be fair, if I hadn't exclaimed, "Oh my God, I'm so stupid sometimes!" I doubt anyone else would have noticed, but obviously they did then, when I had pointed it out.

Then there was the time that half way through the morning, I realised I had my top on back to front.

And the time my knickers felt really uncomfortable, till I realised my waist was through a leg-hole (there wasn't much to the knickers; it wouldn't happen on a big-knicker day.)

I mostly put it down to sleep-deprivation.

Ha ha, that's made me feel better

I once put the milk away in the oven (we have one of those unit oven about waist height.)

I also forgot to get off the bus once, so had to go all the way back into town and back again.

Your not alone x

DH phoned me in a real state a few weeks ago as his card was declined in Waitrose. He tried several times and was embarrassed and confused, particularly when I assured him there was money in the account.
After further fruitless attempts the checkout girl kindly pointed out that Waitrose do not accept BP fuel cards as payment :o

My dd deliberately wears odd shoes, every single day. You are a trendy 17 year old!

I went to a meeting in one navy shoe and one black once, I blamed the 5am start. For a minute I decided that the best way to keep this out of sight would be keep feet as far away as possible from each other, whilst wearing a skirt, luckily I realised that this tactic wouldn't save any blushes and just kept keep together under table.

You mean you remembered to put knickers on?

I'm loving these.

oo Dawndonna I've just shed 51 years and am trendy!

I do remember to put my knockers on Worra, there's hope for me yet

Knickers dammit, not knockers

I forgot my car the other day. I normally walk from the office to M&S food for a lunchtime sandwich. Last week, I needed petrol, so drove round as the petrol station is next door. Filled up, parked outside M&S, got lunch, then, as normal, walked back to the office... .

Got to the office door and thought "Oh". Turned round and walked half a mile back...

My Reception teacher came to school one day with an odd shoes on - same style, different colours. I was in Reception in 1973 - 41 years ago, so I am afraid to say that there will be people around you who will remember this incident for many years to come...

The last day of school before the Easter break I forgot to collect my daughter from school

I regularly try to unlock the house door with the car key remote.
The YoungDonki kills himself laughing and tells me that we don't have that sort of house.

@ knockers

You've all made me feel so much better.

Don't knock the knockers Stampy

I got to 3:30 before realising I had my work top inside out once. To make it worse, it was only because it was pointed out to me by a young glam colleague and there's a logo on it which everyone I saw that day would have noticed. Cringe.

I am afraid to say that there will be people around you who will remember this incident for many years to come

If that's what they remember about me, I'll just be glad it's not far worse.