To think a good old poo just makes life better?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

I've been feeling dodgy the last few days thanks to some kind if bug. Kept getting horrible stomach cramps and haven't pooed for a few days.

All change today and my god I feel fucking INVINCIBLE! AIBU to think a good old jobby just really makes life worth living?

right on sister!

It's the step they miss out in the probiotic yoghurt adverts between eating the yoghurt and feeling awesome.

I couldn't agree more! I'm at home with 2 under 2 and when I get the rare opportunity to do a poo in peace I feel amazing!

here here!

Agree!!!!

Yep.

Eurgh. But true.

Yup. A toilet full of turds certainly brightens my day

Lucky Malcom Tucker

Lucky Malcom Tucker

There's no better feeling than a job well done

Can we stop with all the shit threads now.

A hearty bowel movement is one of life's vastly underrated pleasures. You can take that to the bank.

Although not literally, however tempting it may be to sneak in and lay a cable on the manager's desk.

I call it 'happy tummy', that feeling of optimism and well being post-poo.

The gut is full of serotonin receptors after all...

It's just the empty full of life feeling that can not be beaten! I'm sorry Gertiegusset if there have been other poo threads! I haven't seen them.

YANBU.

Had an horrendous migraine, last week, which finally cleared properly when I did a massive (though not particularly enjoyable) poo.

Oh yes, sad but true.

As the saying goes, 'there is nothing so over rated as a bad fuck and underrated as a good shit'.

I was just thinking the same thing this morning.

One of life's greatest pleasures