AIBU to be scared shitless by Lindt Bunnies, at 28.

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I have to say that the only thing that makes me feel Ok about my daughter's allergies is that I don't have to have any of these sinister little fuckers in my house over Easter. I don't know what it is about them and don't get me started on the bell, I'm convinced that the only reason for it is so that they can communicate their evil plans to one another. The husband keeps threatening to buy me this Satanic Bunny I should leave him shouldn't I?

Uh yes, yes they are evil little bastards...steps away slowly...

I knew I couldn't be the only one who new the truth!

dd has that soft bunny, its so cute3!

Yes, I'm terrified I'll eat the 200g white one I've got stashed away before Easter Sunday...

Years ago my dad, who had dementia, asked me to buy him a lot of Lindt bunnies to give to his children, grandchildren, carers, their children etc. I bought a tray full.
Then they went missing and we couldn't find them anywhere. They eventually came to light in his freezer, a whole tray of unexpected bunnies all facing in the same direction as if they were waiting to be taken to their leader. It looked like something out of dr who!

Does this revelation help?
The Lindt bunnies and the Lindt Christmas reindeer are exactly the same shape same mould different wrapper. Cheapskates.

at Whatdoiknow

YANBU - You must kill all of them by biting their ears off and filling them with Baileys, the Lindt bunny equivellant to a stake in the heart.

What about this bunny?

Are you scared of her?

Or just chocolate bunnies?

The price frightens the fuck out of me ..............

I read this as scared shirtless and wondered why you'd take your shirt off.

I once bought a tray of them from Woolies for 50p. I smashed them up with a steak hammer and baked them into a cake.

Oh how could anybody be scared of that little photobunny. Even if it does appear to be bathed in Hell's fiery light.

No the Lindt bunny slight concerns me because in the advert IT MOVES.

You can unzip the creepy bastard and mini chocolate bunnies pop out?

Fuck that.

I'm terrified of them too, so as I'm looking out for the rest of the world I make it my mission to eat every single one I come across!

Waitrose had a massive one for £35 the other day, I reckon I could manage that it a couple of hours with a huge vat of tea.

I'm only doing it for you.

Well, they are a rather odd species since they have co-evolved from reindeer and rabbits.

Coco thinks your being a tad silly... They're just yummy chocolate shaped bunnies, with ickle bells on...

The only scary thing about them is how yummy they are so I eat the whole thing instead if just a bit.

It doesn't help that the 100g ones are £1 instead of £3 in asda at the moment.

Boo!

Sorry, I've been away today so only just looked back at the thread:

Hyva I agree

Squishy I hate the reindeer too so I'm not surprised!

5 that thing is hiddeous

Savoy, Spark and Alice I commend you for your services

Euphemia Thanks for the heads up, will definitely avoid Alnwick!

What That is the stuff of my nightmares

Ela and Pointe, Your real live bunnies are so cute!

Thanks all for joining in and making

Do M and S have them in? I might have to go and look. Only so that I can help remove the menace that they bring into the world.

They aren't evil. They are cute, especially when they wink.....I can't eat anything that is cute and winks at me.

Thanks Belle, I'm not sure but I would appreciate it greatly if you could do your bit.