The first story is women wearing clothes at Aintree - most of the women are not looking their best and they have taken the worst photographs possible of the worst dressed and most overweight women.
It is not possible that they all looked so dreadful so surely this proves how much they hate women or they'd have thrown in a few normal looking women ?
The last woman they've taken a picture of is a woman vomiting which they think is down to drink - obviously that's not known, for all we know she ate a bad prawn