Jumps up and down on the sodding klaxon.

[BlackeyedSusan]

offs.

ages I have waited, ages.... and no sodding digital camera to take a picture....

come and console me.

Webcam on laptop?

neither a lap top nor a webcam. (luddite)

What is it?!

red spot, slight head on my nose. I feel like rudolf...

Oh bloody hell, I want a go on that!
If it makes you feel better I've got a huge blind spot on my copious forehead

Sounds like it might need a bit more ripening time salivates...

Some savlon on it and see how it is in the morning?