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Alex on the One Show...how is she peeing?!?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 19:05

AIBU to wonder how the hell she's doing wee wees when she's doing that climbing thing? She even slept on a hanging ledge thingy. I can't get my head around this.

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SuffolkNWhat · 20/03/2014 19:13

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LaGuardia · 20/03/2014 19:31

Catheter and leg bag. Obviously.

NorbertDentressangle · 20/03/2014 19:35

It's not the weeing that would be a problem (if you get my drift) Confused

CMOTDibbler · 20/03/2014 19:40

Same as cavers do - wide mouthed bottle for pee, foil and a plastic bag for poo

shouldnthavesaid · 20/03/2014 19:41

Well I certainly wouldn't have climbed with my catheter. The pain if it slips from the leg bag. I howled when I dropped the bag in the shower..

She's pprobably just peeing freely in her knickers. Might warm her up I guess.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 20/03/2014 20:03

Just so long as she's not leading and it goes all down the ropes...

selsigfach · 20/03/2014 20:05

You sheepee and pootube when bigwalling. Hth.

Orangeanddemons · 20/03/2014 20:07

So they curl one out onto foil.....? Hmm

Is this true?Grin. And then wrap it up, and insert into plastic bag ?

. Sort of like turd in the foil

NorbertDentressangle · 20/03/2014 20:21

You wouldn't want to mix that up with your foil-wrapped sandwiches would you?

Orangeanddemons · 20/03/2014 20:52

Mmmm foil parcels

ExcuseTypos · 20/03/2014 20:59

I would be shitting constantly if I was up that cliff! It looked terrifying.

janey68 · 20/03/2014 21:10

I'm now worrying for the poor girl in case she's on her period....

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 21:34

So if they poo in foil do they have to carry it with them the whole time too?

The whole practicality of it makes me worry.

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Orangeanddemons · 20/03/2014 21:36

Also..what if the poo is...well..less than solid IYKWIM.

How would you make a neat parcel out of that then? And to be fair, as she was in a sort of dangerous position , then there could well have been a viscosity problem couldn't there?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 22:42

Perhaps she just did what birds do, and stuck her bottom out of the nest as it were. Like a little sparrow!

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Nennypops · 20/03/2014 23:07

Perhaps she's troughed a load of Immodium so that at least the poo problem won't arise.

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BikeRunSki · 20/03/2014 23:26

Andy Kirkpatrick (the guy she is climbing with) and his teenage daughter were teasing Alex about this on Twitter a couple of nights ago. Andy's dd Ella, is also an experienced big wall climber, they did an "Our Story" for CBeebies last year where they climbed El Capitain in Yosemite.

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