Considering that my toddler has just puked up her guts all over it... apparently the lovingly peeled and de-cored pear she's just nibbled isn't to her taste today 
DFS are delivering my finished sofa to a local store this week, so WI really BU to phone them asking them to cut out the middle man and extortionate fuel costs/ environmental damage and bring it straight here?! Maybe I could feign some tears and ask them to be compassionate considering the STINK I'm sitting next to now! Argh toddlers!!!!