to think that Johnnie Bodens emails are getting more heated?

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This latest one says "Open me for 20% off EVERYTHING"

Right.

Open him. and he will take 20% off everything

Wendy from lakeland is in a huff with me though because I won't buy her heated airer. Even though it is a think of beauty.

Vertabaudet and great little trading are worse, I think they are stalking me by email .

Exactly the same here as both of you!!
I keep getting faux apology ones from vert audit offiering me a discount " in case I had problems ordering over the weekend" - no, I didn't have any problems because I didn't try to order anything!!!
Johnnie Boden is getting increasingly upset with me and I keep half expecting him to turn up on the doorstep with a bunch of flowers!!
To be fair we did have a bit of a " thing" going on for a bit but not so much anymore - I've tried to tell him but he's not taking it well.

I really want a heated airer !!!

Vertbaudet keeps apologising to me for things he didn't do. Personally I think he's slightly obsessed with me and is trying to trick me into clicking on him. I'm not going to do it. He's a right weirdo.

Johnny Boden will give up eventually.

When he gets a bit needier he will send you a £10 voucher with no minimum spend and which can also be used on sale stuff/with other discounts. Until then, play it cool.

Maybe he'll take 20% of his natty attire off too... Tweed windowpane check jacket or the Italian leather brogues would be about 20% dontcha think?

Johnnie is a mere amateur compared with Cotton Traders. Their emails positively shriek desperation. They're like a countdown to the apocalypse of nakedness. 20% with a free anorak
35% with a free Plastic beach shoe, and so on.

Ugh. Johnnie Boden is an absolute pest. When will he realise that £10/15/20 off vouchers just don't cut it for me? --Two for one & 50% off & free P&P on all items might just sway me though if you're reading Johnnie

Ok . We all know those guys , but any other l'occitaine victims out there?

Johnnie pisses me off because every time I place an order he sends me an email the very next day with a large discount code. He's not stupid though. Some days I think I'm going to place an order but don't. He doesn't send me an email then!

I got 80% off a v.expensive dress I wanted and 75% off a blouse in the last sale, so he can get 20% of his kit off with me any time :D

Swan £10 increases to £20 in time! I think I'll sit tight and wait for him to give me stuff for free!

Oh and don't tell Johnnie I just made a tenner on eBay for a pair of baggies . That might get me off his list.

Tesco and the mind blowing booster brothers over there do that too.
90p off a £1.00 yoghurt the day after you necked it as a last resort at lunch.
Thanks

Does Johnny still have that pompous hilarious dropdown menu where you can choose your title-countess,monsignor,admiral of the fleet etc?

Luckily he has walked out on me but Cowshed are pretty needy and with no or pisspoor discounts.

Just go NC with Jonnie. After about three tears he'll give up. By which time you'll be cringing at pictures of all of your kids dressed in various incarnations of baggies and 'fun' T shirts, while you were swirling around in your 'fun' skirt and £65 cardi

Years.
Not tears.

Although if stopped to think about how much if my money Jonnie has stolen over the years, there are tears.

Anyone remember the early years with Johnny, when he used to get his posh chums to model, and put next to the photo what they did for a living? Happy days: he wasn't desperate then.

The White Company email me most days and send me and DP brochures all the time too. I buy a fair bit from there so I guess they think it's working.

Gap ?

The magic word here ladies is 'unsubscribe'.

My inbox is clutter free.

Hang on ,just remembered .
Aren't Charlie Thethywrrt and The White Company married? Bet they share email lists .

Can't unsubscribe , Sweety Betty relies upon me .

Johnny thinks you are an ahem Duchess,Contessa,Monsigneur-yes I gave all my family members these titles in a moment of insobriety and e-mail forwarding......