To ask how on earth you manage it?

[TomaszSchafernaker]

Sex that is - with teenagers in the house!!

Please give me your tips on how you fool them into thinking you are just up there changing the sheets!!

folds arms and stamps feet at lack of spontaneous sex

Useless bump here

Ha ha it's the bumping that's the problem

What's that spontaneous sex you speak of?! Do it when they're asleep you loon!

Get them out of the house i find announcing in a loud voice that their father and i are just going upstairs to have very loud sex moves them faster than lighting . If you havent seen your teen move at speed before give it a try trust me problem solved .

Nope. They have supersonic hearing and bang on the wall telling us to shut up! DS2 had ASD and heightened senses and can hear a pin drop and 100 paces.

We do try and be quiet!!

pink might try that. Trouble is needs DS1 to take out DS2 as he can't go out on his own.

has ASD

How did you manage spontaneous sex when they were younger ? Or did you just put a DVD on for them?

We used to have a 15 minute window for daytime sex during Something Special (thanks Mr Tumble ) but unfortunately they went off it.

My boy also has ASD he loves his headphones. And youtube is a god send lol .

Can't you do it when they're asleep?

Managed to make use of YouTube .

Minecraft I think I love you. Or at least that chappy he watches playing Minecraft. Other 2 clock us though.

awful. We are always convinced they're asleep but it appears often they are not

Or part with large sums of money to get rid That also works but I find only at the beginning of the month . And after the rent has been payed which leaves us with a window of 3 days a month god knows how we have lasted 20 years.

Have been known to have TV/radio on in bedroom fairly loud with dc convinced that our hearing was bad. Door shut and locked.

Duvet on the floor and heavy stuff behind the door?

Why can't they know you are having sex? . Sorry i've not got teens but surely by that age they understand married couples have sex. If you are being quiet and they bang on the wall can you not have a word about your personal time and space and that it is none of their business?

I have 2 teens, both with ASD, and a fantastic sex life.
We take advantage of any opportunities that present themselves. They tend to be quite engrossed in their computers during the day when they are not at school, so that can be a good time. Or we wait until they have gone to bed and put a wedge under the lounge door so if they did come downstairs, they couldn't walk in on us. Put a bit of music on to drown out any other noise.

Lock the bedroom door, turn up the radio, and put the yoga mats on the floor so there is no squeaking or banging.

I don't really care if they hear anymore. They have headphones.

weekend mornings. Our teens are comatose until about noon, so we find that's the best time and we're too bloody knackered during the week