To be jealous of Camile's wardrobe on Death In Paradise?

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I generally look like a hot sweaty mess when I'm on holiday anywhere remotely tropical, so how does she look so glamorous.

Especially when she wears vest tops that somehow look a bit baggy on her with some little shorts. I found myself trying on something similar last year, god it was awful.

I think I would look more beached jelly fish than glamorous stick insect woman in those clothes

She is very beautiful though, she would look good in a plastic bag.

And her hair. I end up looking like Monica from Friends when they visited Hawaii...

I want her legs, then I could look good in those shorts.

I don't mind my legs, but I seem to be overly blessed in the belly, arse and bingo wing areas!

Oh God I wish I had her figure AND her clothes!

Even her mother looks better than me!

She does always look lovely. I'm not sure most of it is appropriate for a police detective to wear on duty though!

I clicked on this thinking it referred to the mum. I am nearly 60.

I'll get me coat.