So i am looking for some beech worktops for DP's client, DP says to me - go to this website as they will send some free samples (always useful).
Pretty as she is, I am not really sure how this provactive pose gives me any information whatsover on bloody kitchen work-tops 
Do you know what pisses me off - this is clearly a trade site, do they actually think that tradesmen are that shallow/stupid that a pretty girl sucking on her finger provocatively is going to make them buy their bloody products - I think they need to say their web-designer!
The only thing is - they are quite cheap and send free samples.................