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To think Rory McIlroy has an absoloutely filthy look in his eye

31 replies

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 05/02/2014 21:47

At the end of that santander ad?

I have never given him much thought at all, i dont find him attractive but there is someting about that look that makes me want to know more Grin

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TheCraicDealer · 05/02/2014 22:21

I saw him in The Bot a few years ago (iirc you're from NI and will get this). He was shorter than I expected, but was milling around with us plebs like it was no biggie. Then I was there again last year and I went to my mate, "Is that bloody Rory McIlroy again?!", and she went, "nah, just some fella in a baseball cap with really shit hair".

But to find him attractive....have a word with yourself, woman!

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 05/02/2014 22:37

I know! Blush its just that look. Its durrty!

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Sleepyhead33 · 05/02/2014 22:58

Do you need to add him to this thread? ;)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1969890-Dirty-fantasy-shags?

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 05/02/2014 23:09

I think i'm going to have to face it sleepy and add him. the shame! Grin

please someone else tell me they know the look I mean? I cant be the only one.

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Pigeonhouse · 05/02/2014 23:11

I met him in the ME a few years ago at some golf thing. He looked like a hobbit wearing zinc sunscreen, but hey, if that's your bag... Grin

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 05/02/2014 23:15
Grin

its really not! it's only in the split second where he does that look. then it's gone again.

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Snatchoo · 05/02/2014 23:30

OMG.

He looks like a manager at my work.

So....no. Just.....no.

Ew!

TheCraicDealer · 05/02/2014 23:40

To make you feel better Yourebeing, I sometimes see pictures of his rather lovely forearms on display in his little golf outfits and think, "hmmm....". Then my eye drifts up and I go,"GAH!".

He let his ex keep the extremely overpriced apartment he bought her in Belfast, and the fiancés ring is beaut. And according to local rumour he's still quite nice and grounded, despite the awful accent. There are defo worse sportsmen to be going out with.

JoinYourPlayfellows · 05/02/2014 23:43

He looks like an evil clown.

rightsaidthread · 05/02/2014 23:48

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extremepie · 05/02/2014 23:52

Y'know, looks aside, what REALLY annoys the fuck out of me about that advert is when the woman said 'I really love what you're doing to that cake' - he seems to be making a pastry lattice on what is clearly a PIE!! Irrational Rage!!

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 05/02/2014 23:58

Grin @ extremepie (clearly has pie issues Wink)

yes rightsaidthread he would need it permanently. glad to see i'm not the only one who saw it!

and also good to hear that he seems a decent sort- although with his money, a flat and engagement ring is loose change to him. jealous

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dylanthedragon · 06/02/2014 00:04

I know the look you mean. I can't say that I usually find him attractive but he was the star in an absolutely filthy dream I had when I was pregnant. Grin

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 06/02/2014 00:09

oh no!!! that is bad. at least you have pregnancy hormones to blame. I have nothing but my own twisted mind to blame Grin

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extremepie · 06/02/2014 00:24

Yeah I am pretty extreme about pies :D especially when they are NOT CAKES!! Sorry, as you were gets box of grips

Monty27 · 06/02/2014 00:26

I think I know what the Bot is Grin

Oh, that Irish twinkle Wink

DavidHarewoodsFloozy · 06/02/2014 00:39

Yes I so get that look. I bet he,s a dirty one in real life.
What?! so club me to death

SPsMrLoverManSHABBA · 06/02/2014 00:44

I love Rory and now people are saying mean things about the wee fella. [sad{

I would Santander the Santander out of that man. Wink Grin

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 06/02/2014 01:03
Grin

SP you are a right one, first cliff, now rory- go see your GP Wink

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softlysoftly · 06/02/2014 01:08

No no yuk! I had to google it and he just looks blank!

And now DH thinks I'm looking for a mortgage.

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 06/02/2014 01:12

oh you've googled the wrong look! its definitely not blank. it's saying "just wait til you see what I do to you" Grin

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softlysoftly · 06/02/2014 01:27

Right I need a YouTube link please!

Though I am slightly worried this May make my pregnancy dream issues worse!

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 06/02/2014 01:34
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RonaldMcDonald · 06/02/2014 01:50

You need to hold your reset button down op

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 06/02/2014 02:10
Grin
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