To think Rory McIlroy has an absoloutely filthy look in his eye

[YoureBeingASillyBilly]

At the end of that santander ad?

I have never given him much thought at all, i dont find him attractive but there is someting about that look that makes me want to know more

I saw him in The Bot a few years ago (iirc you're from NI and will get this). He was shorter than I expected, but was milling around with us plebs like it was no biggie. Then I was there again last year and I went to my mate, "Is that bloody Rory McIlroy again?!", and she went, "nah, just some fella in a baseball cap with really shit hair".

But to find him attractive....have a word with yourself, woman!

I know! its just that look. Its durrty!

Do you need to add him to this thread? ;)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1969890-Dirty-fantasy-shags?

I think i'm going to have to face it sleepy and add him. the shame!

please someone else tell me they know the look I mean? I cant be the only one.

I met him in the ME a few years ago at some golf thing. He looked like a hobbit wearing zinc sunscreen, but hey, if that's your bag...

its really not! it's only in the split second where he does that look. then it's gone again.

OMG.

He looks like a manager at my work.

So....no. Just.....no.

Ew!

To make you feel better Yourebeing, I sometimes see pictures of his rather lovely forearms on display in his little golf outfits and think, "hmmm....". Then my eye drifts up and I go,"GAH!".

He let his ex keep the extremely overpriced apartment he bought her in Belfast, and the fiancés ring is beaut. And according to local rumour he's still quite nice and grounded, despite the awful accent. There are defo worse sportsmen to be going out with.

He looks like an evil clown.

Y'know, looks aside, what REALLY annoys the fuck out of me about that advert is when the woman said 'I really love what you're doing to that cake' - he seems to be making a pastry lattice on what is clearly a PIE!! Irrational Rage!!

@ extremepie (clearly has pie issues )

yes rightsaidthread he would need it permanently. glad to see i'm not the only one who saw it!

and also good to hear that he seems a decent sort- although with his money, a flat and engagement ring is loose change to him. jealous

I know the look you mean. I can't say that I usually find him attractive but he was the star in an absolutely filthy dream I had when I was pregnant.

oh no!!! that is bad. at least you have pregnancy hormones to blame. I have nothing but my own twisted mind to blame

Yeah I am pretty extreme about pies :D especially when they are NOT CAKES!! Sorry, as you were gets box of grips

I think I know what the Bot is

Oh, that Irish twinkle

Yes I so get that look. I bet he,s a dirty one in real life.
What?! so club me to death

I love Rory and now people are saying mean things about the wee fella. [sad{

I would Santander the Santander out of that man.

SP you are a right one, first cliff, now rory- go see your GP

No no yuk! I had to google it and he just looks blank!

And now DH thinks I'm looking for a mortgage.

oh you've googled the wrong look! its definitely not blank. it's saying "just wait til you see what I do to you"

Right I need a YouTube link please!

Though I am slightly worried this May make my pregnancy dream issues worse!

You need to hold your reset button down op