LIFE ISN'T FAIR!

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Dh took dd to cubs so apparently it's my turn to pick her up.

It's cold, it's dark and my slippers are really comfy.

I usually do the drop off but he snuck in there first and took her.

Wah wah wah. Commiserate with me and tell me your tales of woe.

Fake illness
Accidentally down a bottle of wine
Pretend to be dead

Or offer him a bj if he goes

Too many tales of woe here I'm afraid. No man wants me because I'm a porker.

Pretend to be dead nice one! pussycat

I've lost my voice.

DH & DC seem annoyed & inconvenienced more than sympathetic.

I demand someone to stroke my forehead & offer me restorative drinks.

DH took DS to cadets so I'm in the same position as you. 9.30 pick up. far too cold out there.

Claim dd loves him more than u so he must go?

It is freezing tonight and my heating is at it's highest temp

Yup, life isn't fair. Deal with it.

My standard retort to my ds's when they start whinging!

send him on the promise of a blow job. while he's out sneak into bed and get an early night.

I have d&v and my DH is just off to start night shift so I'm going to have to deal with the baby aloooooone!

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