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to think you cannot compare breastmilk to jiz

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highho1 · 11/01/2014 12:06

Was in the room when I think a repeat of russel howards good news was on.
Showed a clip of some ice cream made with breastmilk. Gaga or something.
His response was whatever next. We will have ..... jiz juice or words to that effect.
Aibu to find that a bit off and not very funny.

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CoffeeTea103 · 11/01/2014 12:09

You do know that it's a comedy show right ?

QueenArseClangers · 11/01/2014 12:13

You can, however, compare Russell Howard to a fucking unfunny cunt. Actually they are one and the same.
Yanbu.

highho1 · 11/01/2014 12:16

Yes. That is why I said it wasn't funny. Although I guess the people who watch such rubbish may be amused.

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izzydazzling · 11/01/2014 20:55

In the context of this joke I think you can compare the two - I wouldn't ingest a stranger's breast milk OR jiz. The thought of a (human) breast milk ice cream revolts me and I say this as a woman who breast fed her son for two years.

But, YANBU to find this comparison unfunny, each to their own and all that.

sunshinesue · 11/01/2014 21:02

Jiz helped conceive my child, breast milk helped him grow. I think they're very comparable

VampyreofTimeandMemory · 11/01/2014 21:06

i don't find it offensive or anything but he's never funny anyway, is he?

ChrisTheSheep · 11/01/2014 21:09

I've tasted my own breast milk, but I don't think I'd want to taste anyone else's. I admit I hate the taste of semen Blush.

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