He is snoring away, oblivious to the urges and thoughts I am currently having.
Could I do these or do I have to wait til he is of an age where it acceptable? He is 4 currently and he thinks that makes him a man so maybe I should.
Shave one of his eyebrows off
Shave SpongeBob into his hair but do it wrong so he's annoyed
Put shaving/squirty cream in his hand and then tickle his face
Put his hand in a bowl of water
Draw a moustache/glasses/harry potter scar on his face and he wont notice til he goes for a wee at nursery
Glue a gem to his ear so he thinks he has earrings in
Change his name by deed poll but don't tell him and keep calling him by his new name
Or shall I do them all? 