To be utterly disappointed in DH?

[lunar1]

He came back from work an hour ago with a bag of food shopping. He asked me to put it away as he had bought Ben and Jerry's.

He went to get changed and I went to get a spoon thinking it would be my favourite, pish food. It was peanut butter and jam. Would I be unreasonable to ltb over this.

KILL HIM

LTB this instant

And bring the PB&J to me, I'll get rid of it for you

you need to bop him over the head with a frozen leg o' lamb instead

No LTB. No excuse for this.

Tally will you hide that horrid PBJ in your tummy? That is so kind, bless ya.

Euuurrghhh. That's revolting.

inexcusable behaviour!

My tummy is the best place for peanut butter things.

It would never bother Lunar again

LTB! It should have been Hagen Daz strawberry cheesecake FFS!

I'll send him round Tally. He's sulking now because I didn't appreciate the effort. I'm sulking because we have nothing nice in the house as I made rocky road with all the Christmas leftover munchies and have them to dh to take to work.

Oh well, at least I'll still be able to zip up my trousers in the morning!

Peanut butter and jam? Oh god that's hideous. I'm not sure which is worse, not getting you some, or bringing that filth into your house.
Any jury would acquit you - just sayin'.

I'll get him to eat it, it will probably finish him off for me.

Pedlars If it is that shit with the 'core' of jam jelly than LTB...

Lol at Pish food I think it's called Phish food and it is the food of the Gods. I lived on it while pregnant with DS1.

Send him to me I won't reject PBJ and will worship him if he brings me PBJ evvvveeerry day

Try it - it's really nice!

PedlarsSpanner Sun 05-Jan-14 20:18:14
you need to bop him over the head with a frozen leg o' lamb instead

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If it's the one with the jammy core I advise you to beat him to death with it. It mings. Hard.