For throwing a parcel over my (quite high) gate into the back garden and not leaving a card through the door so it could have been there ages.
Dh went to tidy the garden up this morning and found it under the table we have out there, its filthy as has been raining lots recently.
It was my mn Christmas present. Just going to attempt to open it now and hope whatever is inside is ok.
So cross with the postman.