To ask you to help me measure my tits?

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monkeynuts123 · 29/12/2013 21:04

I know this is not really aibu but here for traffic as need to buy bra in sales asap! So my back is 30inch and boobs hanging is 64 inch!! What the hell is that?

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80sdrummer · 29/12/2013 21:06

Ask MNHQ to move this to Style and Beauty and put "intervention" in the title and you will get loads of knowledgeable replies. Lots of common myths about bra measuring, steer clear of M&S

Binkyridesagain · 29/12/2013 21:06

Are you sure on that measurement? 34inch difference seems a hell of a lot

FudgefaceMcZ · 29/12/2013 21:09

I think you may need scaffolding (or a new tape measure).

Iwannalaylikethisforever · 29/12/2013 21:17

Are you shitting fellow mn?
You Have dropped a booby in the measuring process
Or this is a measure joke gaahhaaaeeerrr !!! I'm laughing.
You measure back in inch
You measure fullest part of bust not the "booby drop" in inches
The difference in inches equates to cup size
1 inch bigger than back a cup
2 inch bigger than back b cup
You get the picture.

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monkeynuts123 · 29/12/2013 21:33

OH MY F**K!! I'm sorry for wasting your time, I measured wrong

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BunnyLebowski · 29/12/2013 21:34

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monkeynuts123 · 29/12/2013 21:35

Actually can't stop laughing!!!!

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Binkyridesagain · 29/12/2013 21:35

Lola Ferrari would have been jealous

BunnyLebowski · 29/12/2013 21:36

Is this you OP????

Chippednailvarnish · 29/12/2013 21:37

Am I the only one wanting to know just how wrong the OP was?

WeAreSix · 29/12/2013 21:37

Measure under bust tightly, in inches. This is your back size. Then lean over and measure over fullest part - the difference in inches is your cup size.

Ie 30 / 34 would be 30D

And yes to posting in Style & Beauty asking for Bea intervention - they are a-maaaaaaa-zing!

Chippednailvarnish · 29/12/2013 21:38

Fuck me Bunny I nearly snorted my tea over myself!

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