AIBU To explode if I hear one more peep from stampy longnose?

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I have it x 2 from both ds rooms and I am ill in bed so don't really feel up to any alternative activities.

My ds permenantly has bloody stampy long nose on his iPhone, I now tell him to use earphones because I no longer want to have to hear his voice anymore urghhh. You have my sympathies

And when it's not stampy long nose it's skylanders on the TV downstairs. Relegating me to my room for some peace

Ha ha, I can hear him in the background right now! It's almost become white noise.

... and Ballistic Squid!

We insist that DS wears headphones, but he is now doing his own commentaries while playing with the Lego Minecraft sets that FC brought. Grrrrrrr.

Ooh lord who is ballistic squid? Something else to be afraid of? Headphones to be purchased asap..

Lego Minecraft?? What new Hell on Earth excitement is this? DS hasn't found tat yet.

Ballistic is along the same irritatating stampy. Get to Argos and save your ears quick

What is Stampy Longnose?

Headphones, headphones, headphones! I foolishly bought Minecraft for the xbox for my daughter - oh that bloody tinkly music, like a cat walking acros a piano!

and minecraft lego is way overpriced, encouraged my daughter to rummage through her lego box and make her own set

Stampy Longnose sounds like something Enid Blyton made up!

Stampy longnose as far as I am aware and I should be a feckin expert by now. Is a stuffed cat (grown kidult) who provides minecraft tutorials on YouTube. I have just been informed by ds1 that he also has a Facebook page. He talks to himself whilst playing minecraft and posts the results on aforementioned video site.

Pah. At least you don't have a chiild with an ENTIRE alternative universe of TV programmes (that he has invented and scripted) that he wants to share, ALL THE TIME.

I hear you OP. Thankfully I no longer have to hear stampy due to a headphones rule. He gives me the rage.

We now have now added a whole new level of obsession, Pokemon, thanks to Pixelmon. Don't let them near that!

hahahaha I loves the Stamp, and I-Ballistic Squid...
DD and DS went to his Christmas party on Pixelmon and were overjoyed.
DS also has all 3 of the lego playsets, he has been playing endlessly, and a GIANT 2ft6" foam creeper which I had to get from the US

He is making his own 'extra' bits from his own lego tho

Blerdy hell it seems to get worse. .

I'd rather listen to stampy than my DSs bickering
FIL was less than polite about him and I felt strangely protective! But yes he should probably get out in the fresh air a bit more.

I can hear the dulcet tones at this very moment.....

Am going to stampy on the iPad soon. Dd knows she is supposed to wear headphones when playing that shite.

Have a search online about the time stampy was deleted.... yikes!

He reminds me of Andy from freebies, but a more annoying voice!

And to be fair.... I let DS watch his videos as there's no swearing. The American videos are brain dead.... and awful....

Headphones here, otherwise there are two of them at it and it is just awful. I get the occasional random commentary coming from son.

Some of the videos are not good, my son has heard words I'd far rather he didn't from the US ones.

There is something that I have heard.. and severly clamped down on..where I was able to freely explain what 'gratuitous swearing' is. Would these be the American ones?

His laugh though!

I'm a right grumpy bugger lately, but his laugh makes me

I can just picture him there chuckling away to his minecraft. .