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Sober Christmas... for nothing! (lighthearted happy)

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Takingbackmonday · 27/12/2013 14:21

So, I avoided soft cheeses, alcohol, shell fish...

FOR NOTHING

I am not pg! As found out today, despite boobs going up 2 sizes, sore, feeling sick, aversion to coffee.... Couldn't be happier!!!!!!! Definitely wrong time dont know who would own it slight over-lap between ex and current DP, can't afford right now etc...

YAY

Off to hunt down the remaining cheese and get steaming drunk.

HURRAH!!!!

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StealthPolarBear · 27/12/2013 14:22

Erm congratulations :)
Enjoy the wine and cheese

JeanSeberg · 27/12/2013 14:23

Overlap?

StealthPolarBear · 27/12/2013 14:24

Guessing she means in time not space

Takingbackmonday · 27/12/2013 14:27

I'm really not a massive tart usually

Space as in a couple of weeks between and periods are always erratic so working out timing isn't easy.

It's just a huge weight off the mind going in to NYE and an excuse to hit up the port right. this. second.

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gobbynorthernbird · 27/12/2013 14:33

WOOH! cheers

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