To throw a tin of biscuits at DP?

[lovelilies]

I'm 35 wks pregnant and currently sitting on the gym ball while watching TV with DP.
The twatting cuntpuffin thinks he's being hilarious by prodding me in the side with the remote.
WIBU to bash him on the head with a tin of Danish Butter cookies which are conveniently within reach?

Yes,being up the nelly doesn't give you excuse to be a biscuit hurling git
Hth

Eat the fist layer and then smack him with it. Comfort and shows your gentle side

take the biscuits out first - you don't want to demolish the biscuits into crumbs.

But yes, YABU, whose going to fetch you more biscuits if they think they're going to be beat to death with them?

Dutch Oven him later.

Agree with scottishmummy, if you throw the tin the biscuits will break and then you won't enjoy eating them as much.

If I were you, I would make do with ramming the remote up his arse.

I know it's only words on a screen but bloody hell sm you have a unique turn o' phrase

OP don't fling owt at him, ask him to stop, and if he doesn't then you'll know you've got bigger probs, ho hum

Hit him in the head with the lid and confiscate the remote. or sit on him.

I'm totally reasonable, me.

Oh how we laughed,cause it's a female taking piss out male,that ok then
Change the gender and mn would go apoplectic and erupt he's an Abuser.LTB
Last week woman posted her dh upset her with bad taste joke,she got advised to leave him

Some of mn would go apoplectic. Some wouldn't though. Horses for courses etc etc.

Of course cue now,all the conspiratorial oh heehee isn't you so funny op quips
I find that aspect of mn so depressing,the is I wrong to disembowel dh he forgot me ketchup
Lots of oh he deserved it,how us burds suffer. Cause that's the relationship stereotype

Do it, OP, and blame the hormones. Everyone knows pregnant women are not responsible for their actions.

Mind you, I wouldn't be advising this if the biscuits were truly yummy.

Brilliantly timed post!

SM what would you do? I'm intrigued

Better are you saying Danish Butter cookies aren't yummy?

YABU.

Waste of perfectly good biscuits. I'd recommend half a brick instead. HTH.

He's stopped now. But I still think I should LTB.

What would i do?I wouldn't lose it and then trot onto mn to brag about it
But then I'm not married or up the nelly to an, um twatting cuntpuffin

Why are you sitting on a Gym Ball.Don't you have any chairs?

Oh SM. A twatting cuntpuffin. I am crying real tears here!

lovelilies I'm sure they're very good - I'm prepared to be converted! I do like something chocolatey, though! (Now those I wouldn't throw!)

SM I haven't actually thrown the biscuits at said cuntpuffin yet. However if he keeps waving his smelly feet in front of my face I may

Do you take everything in life so literally?

No, Usual He sold all the chairs to buy the big telly

What's he sitting on then?

I think SM is right on the money with this one; it's not really funny and even you don't seem that convinced. Cuntpuffin is very funny however but I'm not married to one either.