To kill DH for eating the last Jaffa Cake?

[Salmotrutta]

[tchshock]

I am OUTRAGED!

LTB.

Case closed

Or even

YABU. They ming. He did you a favour.

Well yes, quite, Passthecrisps!

Git.

I took a packet of Jaffa cakes into work today to share, and ended up scoffing the lot in secret. I bloody love them. YANBU.

@ UsedtoBe

Where did you do the secret scoffing LaGuardia?

Tell me!

How about flaying and/or drop-kicking?

Obviously I am deadly serious...

Definitely LTB. I believe that's grounds for Divorce nowadays . I'm being deadly serious too OP. The DCs ate an entire box the other week stashed the rest under their beds out mummys way... I moved out last week!

An entire box then stashed the rest eh?

I'd have moved out too.

Discusting!

Depends. Did he at least amuse you with "full moon, half moon, totally eclipse" whilst he was eating it?

He also took the last chip off my plate the other night.

I'm sorry to drip feed but I didn't want to go into too much detail.

How did you manage to leave one behind?

*total, not totally!

NO HE DIDN'T AMUSE ME!

One got left behind in the mad scramble to stuff them all in my gob gallic

YANBU

My DH could have all the Jaffa cakes if he so desired, but if the last square of Lindt dark chocolate goes missing...

Well, it was nice knowing him.

YABU then. You need to perfect your gob-stuffing techniques.

I recommend lots of practice.

Get thee to wilkos where they're doing one of those metre long boxes of the orangey chocolatey spongey wonderful ness.

Went to buy one and send it up to Uni for DD.

I'd be raging if DP ate the last of the Jaffa Cakes.

So, he ate the last Jaffa cake, didn't bother to do THE tune while doing it and you're still with him? What exactly are you getting out of this marriage? I feel sorry for you. And your kids.