To eat off the floor?

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My kitchen floor, it's clean enough
Just dropped a great big dollop of my crab salad thing
I treated myself yesterday from waitrose, because Dh made me cry
it's gorgeous, I can't waste it

i would totally eat it

Eat if. If you get food poisoning then it's your DH's fault. You can't lose.

7 second rule in my house - if it gets picked up off the floor within 7 seconds it is perfectly acceptable to eat it :-) You should definitely eat it.

Eat the salad but leave the skiddy bit on the floor so that he slips on it.Pig for making you cry.

Eat it. Avoid any bits with obvious dirt. Then get DH to buy you some more anyway.

I ate it
I wipe that area a lot with antibacterial stuff so should be fine

But just sods law that you buy something special, a treat you can't afford and then drop the bloody thing!!