is my dh being unreasonable

[superbagpuss]

to stop pouring the DC cereal as it needs a mums help as per the box?

apparently he can't manage it as he has a penis

as I leave the house my DC are going to starve thanks to rice krispies

Um... how old are your children?

four - they are not mums either

it says you need a mum to do it

PS this is light hearted

Oh. Right. I got confused...

Well - re-reading you Op, all I can say is if your poor children starve it will all be your fault. Not his. What can he do about it? It is not like HE is able to pour the cereal either...

For goodness sake! You're the mum, you're supposed to do EVERYTHING! How do you not know this?

Poor Rice krispieless children

I'm outraged. You're going out? Without your children? To have shameless fun, presumably. While they starve. And you don't mention whether you've provided dinner for your man either. Disgusting.