I am being unreasonably paranoid. But

[Thants]

My period is four days late and I'm never late! I gots aches and feeling sick but this could be hypochondria... We always use condoms but they aren't 100%.
AIBU to think I might be pregnant? Everyone is telling me I am!

Pee on a stick. Nobody here can tell you :)

Poas

But it sounds unlikely

Maybe your AF has gone on holiday with mine! Currently 13 days late very unlike me but use condoms every time so not worried just yet! I figured I'll most likely come on when we go away next weekend!!

If you have symptoms poas just to be sure!

I'd POAS.

It's quite unlikely if you use condoms all the time but it could happen I have heard of people getting pregnant even with the implant.

You're right if course. I just wanted more people to reassure me that I'm being ridiculous. I'ma worrier!