To consider getting DD (aged 2), a job at the Moulin Rouge?

[DrSeuss]

The facts-
She starts dance classes next week.

She love Brie, Camembert and Roquefort.
She keeps taking all her clothes off.

So, instead of £100,000 for a degree that she won't really use as the only jobs round here are in Aldi, how about I just put her name down for the Moulin Rouge now? Cheaper, plus I get to visit Paris.

Simples, non?

Get it done.

My son is going to be a rockstar. He carries a guitar everywhere

Perfect.
DGDs only talent is smuggling cheesy biscuits. I can't see a career opening there.

Smuggler obviously!

Customs Officer? Poacher turned game keeper?

Sparkly shoes for christmas, and an ostrich feather. Sorted.