To state the feckin obvious?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

AIBU to purport kitties are cute?

AIBU to proclaim celery is a stringt beastly creature?

AIBU to think the PO arrived here on a coach?

Huh?

PO???

UABU

But UANBU about the Po-Bus

What's a PO? And celery is nice.

YANBU about the kitties

YABU about the celery (sorry)

YANBU about the PO. However you neglect to mention that the fecking LOLers hitchhiked in with them.

Celery is very nice with hummus OP so YABVU.

Strange ackshely, I was wondering earlier why we haven't had a Chaos thread lately.

Not too fussed about kittens but I think the Po should be shoved back under the bed.

Celery should only be eaten dipped in salt

Celery is not food. Fact.

Kitties are cute.

The PO are everywhere.

The word jerry is used informally in British English to refer to a chamber pot. The chamber pot is also known as a po,

Just to be clear.

Celery in Chicken soup.

Zombie makes a mean celery and carrot soup. She likes this time of year as it gives her the perfect reason to make lots of yummy soups.

Zombie loves kittens.

She's not fond of the PO. At. all.

Stick the celery up the PO. Stick the PO back on the coach. Tell them to sod off back where they came from.

Job done.

I didn't like the loling hitch hikers.

If I had a hitchhikers choice between the lollers and Rutger Hauer in The Hitcher, than it's a Dutch stabby psycho, all the way for me thankyou.

YANBU
YANBU
YANBU

Hmm. Why they fuck am I agreeing with everything in a first post on a thread?

Oh that is lovely!

The ZombieCats love it. They also adore tummy tickles but Zombie thought that might not be exactly appropriate...

Holy carpools Honeydragon, that link is frightful!

Ffs holy crayons

Holy CRAPOLA is what I meant to say.

Bloody autocorrect.