To think Miss Rabbit is blatantly fiddling the system?

[SayCoolNowSayWhip]

Seriously, HOW many jobs does she have?

She runs several shops, cafes, flies a helicopter, is a nurse, drives a bus...

Is there no end to her feckless job stealing? And I bet she has tax credits as well

I suppose she must be quite ball-busting, what with having Brian Blessed for a father and all.

Also, I realised Mrs Sheep is actually single?

Is she? I thought she was a SAHM as she goes to the gym and doesn't work

It's the wise old elf that really gets my benefits goat.
He does all the fucking jobs and claims to be an expert at them all. He's always putting nanny plum down too, so misogynistic.

OK I didn't realise there was more than one, I guess I was being a bit rabbitist. Still I hold with what I said. It is bloody rude to assume she is fiddling the system when you have no idea what she does. And it is none of your business.

tugs on braid, glares, thinks of suitable potion that what knock some sense into all MN skulls

Hang on. What the fuck? Miss Rabbit isn't Rebecca's and Roger's or whatever his name is mother??

No mummy rabbit is Rebecca and richard's mum. Miss rabbit is her twin sister! Mr rabbit has many jobs too. He works at the museum on the railway and with daddy pig as some kind of building inspector.

Dangerous game, mixing her taskies, invariably fatal.

Nynaeve

But at least Miss Rabbit is a model of efficiency. Dr Hamster the Vet, on the other hand, is a liability. That poor tortoise - hope social services are aware that Tiddles spends most of the time stranded in assorted trees.

Aye, Dr Hamster is rubbish.

Although I find Dr Brown Bear quite creepy. The parents ring him up and it's always 'Put them to bed.... I'll be right there....'

Mrs Sheep is a SAHM who goes to the gym.

But theres never been mention of a Mr Ram before so Im guessing he is working on an oil rig, she is widowed, a hussy in her past or Mr Ram was feckless.

Ive always thought Mr Fox seemed a bit of a wide boy. Perhaps he and Mrs Sheep have history?

Well I never.... I am truly speechless. I must ask dd1 if she realises this.