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Original poster

to be starfished naked?

16 replies

lovelilies · 03/11/2013 20:55

I am HOME ALONE,!! dp is away, Dd is at my mum's, even the dog stayed with nana!
had a long hot uninterrupted bath and am now mumsnetting in the buff cos I can Grin
Sod the laundry and washing up. I'm.also 30 weeks pg so enjoying this tiny slice of peace and quiet Smile

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liquidstate · 03/11/2013 22:07

Enjoy it. I live for times like that!

thehorridestmumintheworld · 03/11/2013 22:09

Aren't you cold? I am frozen even with rug over me.

FryOneFatManic · 03/11/2013 22:11

Enjoy it!

The chance of having some uninterrupted peace and quiet has long since disappeared, since the DCs arrived. Grin

EBearhug · 03/11/2013 22:13

Tsk. Are there no standards in this place? I only every post in MN when I am in full dinner dress.

Heartbrokenmum73 · 03/11/2013 22:14

In my head you look like Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants Grin

NoArmaniNoPunani · 03/11/2013 22:16

I thought starfished was going to refer to an unusual sexual practice I'd be never heard of before

disappointed

BlackholesAndRevelations · 03/11/2013 22:29

When you're 30 weeks pregnant you're NEVER cold... Well I'm not, anyway! I'm permanently boiling.

Bit Envy of you OP

McAvity · 03/11/2013 22:37

NoArmaniNoPunani the starfish is a bona fide sex position for lazy people in the Kama Sutra, or so I've been reliably informed.

fuckwittery · 03/11/2013 22:44

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Absolutmum · 03/11/2013 22:46

I have just had two nights alone, brilliant isn't it!
DH and DS got back earlier this evening, DH is lying beside me snoring like a bloody train, I may have to kill him.

GruffBillyGoat · 06/11/2013 06:50

I thought starfished was going to refer to an unusual sexual practice I'd be never heard of before

Starfish: to lie on ones back, arms and legs spread in the shape of a star and make no attempt to move.

Though I do doubt that it is in the Kama Sutra it is not so much a sexual position, more often used to describe a less that enthusiastic partner.

It is my favorite response to creepy people who ask "what is your favorite position?", best way to make them think you're the crazy one.

Mylovelyboy · 06/11/2013 08:45

Good for you. Its nice to get a bit of air to the body

SoleSorceress · 06/11/2013 09:00

Show us the evidence. If.not YABU.

starfishmummy · 06/11/2013 09:31

I thought starfished was going to refer to an unusual sexual practice

For a moment there I thought I might need to change my name!

Isoscelesnorks · 06/11/2013 10:14

Isn't that how you got to be a mummy again - practising all those unusual sexual positions?

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lovelilies · 06/11/2013 14:54

Starfish can also be the name for your bum-hole Grin Grin

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