To wish Ocado would do emergency deliveries

[Trapper]

There is a police van outside my house with blue dashing lights on. Everyone who walks past is looking at the van and then (judgily) at me house.
I feel that I I could get a cabbage van to arrive urgently it would send out a clear message to the neighbours that there is nothing untoward happening, and that we are Naice people?

Flashing, not dashing. None of the passers by have been dashing (in any sense of the word)

I'm not in the UK but when I woke up on Friday with a sick DS and a sick me, I'd have given anything for a same day delivery. We've been on tight rations all weekend. It's amazing what you can do with a bag of penne and some parmesan cheese.

Thanks for the tip - guessing they need to be organic to achieve the desired effect?

Beggers can't be choosers. I admit I did eye off the sheep in the back paddock, but didn't feel like chasing them.

So why is the police van there anyway? We need the full story.

No idea. This is such a Naice area! They have gone now - left about 10 mins ago. No idea what they were doing there. Off to do some recycling now...