to think he should buy me two presents

[HeywoodMonkey]

In the interest of fairness as I have promised to buy him underpants for Christmas and it says 'pair'on the packet.....well that counts as two, doesn't it? I suggested a new handbag and a party frock......

Couldn't you glue a bow on the front of one pair and claim them as your own? His 'n' hers matching undercrackers?

No...there is only one pair. His
I don't want to wear y fronts. I want frocks and handbags and perfume and jewellery. Ok thats four things. Sigh. Ok I'll buy him two pairs and even it up. Just to be fair.