Madeley makes me howl. He is dumb as a doorknob. I used to laugh my socks off at Judy looking like an embarrassed mother whenever he opened his trap.
When I was 11 I developed a slight crush on the fool, and skived off school one day so I could watch This Morning.
Fortunately, my mum got a job in The States and we moved there for a bit before my hideous crush could truly take hold.
I look back and think I must have been barking mad.