To think I might be the most mumsnetty mumsnetter on here tonight

[Fifilosttheplot]

I'm eating Lidl stollen bites, drinking home made elderberry wine and watching Grand Designs (as well as AIBUing of course).

Is anyone more in the Mumsnet zone, come knock me off my perch

I'm no where near.

Do Fox's classics, coke and Counting Cars count?

Only if there are Pom Bears

The man on GDs seems to have got Gandalf doing the structural engineering!

I need to buy (more) stollen. Need, I tell you. Need!

I finished off the packet I bought from
Sainsbury's for lunch today.

I've bought a samosa from the corner shop instead. Shopkeeper was amused to see me again and commented.

Jessie if I wasn't so full of stollen bites (and I have about 4 left) I could really go for a samosa, Asian shop ones are the best and, in my experience, they comment but never judge