to be sad that I can never apply for GBBO

[HardFacedCareeristBitchNigel]

Because I worked as a pastry chef for 3 years 16 years ago ? Obviously I know that this would give me a very unfair advantage but I would love, love, love to go on that programme :( It looks like such fun

Keep it quiet, then.

You'll have to work on your surprised face for when Captain Fatpants praises your choux buns.

haha, I think it would come out !