to wonder if I'm the only one who

[BelaLugosisShed]

has had a cryptic private message, vaguely accusing me of being from that "military" site that has members who love to troll here ?

I'm a good girl, I am (channels Eliza Doolittle)

I'm perplexed.

I am truly confused!

Having read my PM again, I'm now very suspicious that it's from a member of that site who thinks I am a fellow arrser in deep cover. Especially as they are a recent member.

Sorry Pal, you lot on there are a little bit scared of Mumsnet, aren't you?

I think everyone is a bit paranoid about an influx of newcomers due to penis beaker.

What is an arrser?!

"The Penis Beaker Influx"

Sounds like a new Sci-Fi film... Mumsnet has gone all crazy hasn't it?

I'm not sure of the origin of your nickname but could it have attracted a knobber from that shitty shitty shit site I believe you're referring to?

I did post on penisbeaker-gate, I can only assume whoever it is saw my ( completely inoffensive but slightly TMI) post and somehow decided I was one of "them", how my NN fits into this is anyone's guess, it's a play on words/reference to a very old Bauhaus song.