To want to smother Jason from Atlantis

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

From head to toe in Betty Crocker vanilla icing and lick it all off slowly. Fucking hell he is so unbelievably hot I can hardly even function as a human bring any more!

AIBU? No. Didn't think so.

Just watching this week's ep on iPlayer.

I don't find him all that. Feel free to do with him as you wish.

You can, but you have to beat me to it first! Yummy doesnt come close!!!!!

I'm not over last week's naked beach scene yet. What a lickable body! Where the hell do the BBC keep getting all these hot, hot, HOT bits of sausage from? Young and old there are just so many and I can't keep on top of them it all!

He's certainly giving Cillian Murphy (Peaky Blinders) a run for his money.........and he has a sense of humour !

Yes I enjoyed the episode last week far more. Call me shallow but he looks but prettier in the beach scenes.

Oooh no.

I just want to smother him. Like, so he stops breathing.

Bleurrgghhh.

:)

He has mullet hair, but I am enjoying the torso shots!

But not vanilla icing, bleugh.

Ew. Too skinny for me. Ben Cohen in strictly tho...

What is wrong here? He's divine? I assumed he was going to be a mumsnet favourite! Surely he's got more shag factor to him than Bendydick Cummysplats?

He reminds me very strongly of Peter Wingfield who I had a crush on when I was a teenager and maybe a bit older

He is nowhere near as fit as the rugby player on strictly.Phwoaaar
He could scrum me in the mud any day of the week

Not really doing it for me!

Poor Jason. I hope he's not a mums netter, he'd be terribly hurt by this poor reaction I'm sure.

It's ok Jason, I'd do you until your eyes burst! I wouldn't mention that to Malcolm though.

Oh no. He's an irritating goody goody and has a curly mullet.

er no - just no. Mealy little mouth, bouffon hair and sloping shoulders

But he's so buff!

Well all the more for me it seems.

ClaraOswald: Peter Wingfield was/is so terribly crush-able! I still have my copy of the Methos Collection, even though the rest of my Highlander cards have been long since sold on, because I can't quite make myself give up that many pictures of Peter Wingfield.

I'd prefer a few more muscles on him but I agree with you. But not the vanilla icing though. Bit sickly.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Cillian Murphy!!! Hadn't realised how good my evenings currently are.