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To want to smother Jason from Atlantis

19 replies

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/10/2013 21:50

From head to toe in Betty Crocker vanilla icing and lick it all off slowly. Fucking hell he is so unbelievably hot I can hardly even function as a human bring any more!

AIBU? No. Didn't think so.

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Tee2072 · 05/10/2013 21:52

Just watching this week's ep on iPlayer.

I don't find him all that. Feel free to do with him as you wish.

MummyofIsla · 05/10/2013 21:56

You can, but you have to beat me to it first! Yummy doesnt come close!!!!!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/10/2013 22:11

I'm not over last week's naked beach scene yet. What a lickable body! Where the hell do the BBC keep getting all these hot, hot, HOT bits of sausage from? Young and old there are just so many and I can't keep on top of them it all!

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FlapJackOLantern · 05/10/2013 22:45

He's certainly giving Cillian Murphy (Peaky Blinders) a run for his money.........and he has a sense of humour !

Llareggub · 05/10/2013 22:49

Yes I enjoyed the episode last week far more. Call me shallow but he looks but prettier in the beach scenes.

Fairylea · 05/10/2013 22:53

Oooh no.

I just want to smother him. Like, so he stops breathing.

Bleurrgghhh.

:)

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 05/10/2013 22:56

He has mullet hair, but I am enjoying the torso shots!

But not vanilla icing, bleugh.

Souredstones · 05/10/2013 22:59

Ew. Too skinny for me. Ben Cohen in strictly tho...

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 06/10/2013 09:26

What is wrong here? He's divine? I assumed he was going to be a mumsnet favourite! Surely he's got more shag factor to him than Bendydick Cummysplats?

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ClaraOswald · 06/10/2013 09:28

He reminds me very strongly of Peter Wingfield who I had a crush on when I was a teenager and maybe a bit older

Melonbreath · 06/10/2013 10:03

He is nowhere near as fit as the rugby player on strictly.Phwoaaar
He could scrum me in the mud any day of the week

LittleRobots · 06/10/2013 10:05

Not really doing it for me!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 06/10/2013 10:12

Poor Jason. I hope he's not a mums netter, he'd be terribly hurt by this poor reaction I'm sure.

It's ok Jason, I'd do you until your eyes burst! I wouldn't mention that to Malcolm though.

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WillYouDoTheMonsterMash · 06/10/2013 11:09

Oh no. He's an irritating goody goody and has a curly mullet.

peppersquint · 06/10/2013 12:42

er no - just no. Mealy little mouth, bouffon hair and sloping shoulders

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 06/10/2013 13:08

But he's so buff!

Well all the more for me it seems.

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DalekInAFestiveJumper · 06/10/2013 13:33

ClaraOswald: Peter Wingfield was/is so terribly crush-able! I still have my copy of the Methos Collection, even though the rest of my Highlander cards have been long since sold on, because I can't quite make myself give up that many pictures of Peter Wingfield.

Spottybra · 06/10/2013 13:36

I'd prefer a few more muscles on him but I agree with you. But not the vanilla icing though. Bit sickly.

MummyofIsla · 07/10/2013 15:29

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Cillian Murphy!!! Hadn't realised how good my evenings currently are.

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