I just sneezed 4 times in a row...

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And leaked a bit of weewee. I'm 35 next month, and this I feel is the moment I have just waved goodbye to my youth forever. I'll soon be ticking the 35 - 50 boxes, doing fun runs where "veterans" are over 35 and to top it all off I now feel that men in their 50s are hugely attractive and grey hair is sexy as fuck.

AIBU to cancel my birthday and stay 34 for a while longer?

No come join us, it's great on the 'other' side :).

Although I am 46 and don't leak wee no matter how many times I sneeze in a row (I've had 3 children). Pelvic floor clench

To be fair it was on the fourth that it all gave in...