To stab my boss with a pen - light hearted

[chinam]

I have spent the last week training in 4 new people while simultaneously ensuring that the day to day work gets done. This has been a tad challenging very fucking difficult Today my boss poked his head round the door for the first time all week and said "I can see you're stressed but remember pressure is for tyres". He then smirked at me and sauntered off. WIBU to stab him through the neck with my pen??

Absolutely not.

However I am going to steal it and use it on my team so they want to stab me with a pen as well. I've been running out of ways to annoy them

I'll send you on my boss's email. He seems to have a different way to wind up everyone on our team. He might give you some new ideas.

Yes. Always better to go for the bollocks.

You would be unreasonable if you didn't!

Oh did you see the final Dexter last Sunday? He killed the bad guy by stabbing him with a pen and it was a very twitchy blood pumping out, I can't believe you just did that sort of death.

I'd run him over in your car, then ask him to check your tyre pressure.