To want the neighbours to stop shagging?!

[WholeNutt]

Next door have woken me from my lovely sleep in the most comfy of hotel beds by shagging..for 40 minutes.

The noise of them bonking is making me feel sick as their headboard is apparently on the same wall as mine and I appear to be moving also.

She sounds like she's in pain he's doing some kind of slow, slow, jack hammer, slow movement occasionally shouting 'fuck yeah'

I am tempted to start jumping on my bed screaming yes yes yes! AIBU to wake them at stupid o'clock when I get up?

Call reception and tell them the woman in the room next to you sounds like she needs medical assistance...

Wait for a quiet moment and then yell something creepy through the wall. Should throw them right off.

Find their room number and phone them. Then just ask them to keep it down!

Could you call out "John McCririck sitting in his pants" to put them off.

when they finish give them a round of applause and a loud woop

Prank call their hotel room phone.

Slide a Do Not Disturb sign under their door.