I made friends recently with a another new mum at the local baby group. Her baby is a week younger than mine. She's a nice girl and we have been texting past few days.
This morning she text me to say her LO can't settle at night, she's having trouble coping and what do I do to calm ds down at night. I meant to reply "lots and lots of songs" But my stupid big fingers missed the S and I ended up writing
"Lots and lots of dongs!!!!"

And of course I would send the text before I noticed the mistake!!!
Ahhhh one of those bloody days!!!