To think next year will be my chance to Russell Howard?

[SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious]

Hes coming to Leeds next March!

I think I need to purchase a ticket and get my man! Now how do I set up a sponsor page and account?

Or will he already have a restraining order out on me if he has been nosey on MN?

I am actually very excited by the news

No one cares

What exactly do you want to do to him?

Wildly jealous. Something about Russell Howard brings out the cougar in me. Especially since he started going to the gym.

Oh dear, I care. Would you like me to help you concoct an evil plan?

It could involve rope and a getaway car if you like?

It was meant to say meet in the title.

The couldn't repeat what I do do to and with him

Big It might be necessary

He came to my hometown last year- put on a smallish performance for like 300 people to practice his material. I got absolutely smashed and talked to my friend the whole way through it- no idea why! Can't believe I missed my opportunity!

My friend's DH looks and sounds just like him. I cannot take either seriously

Step away from the cute little boss-eyed West Country elf......he is mine.
I already have my ticket to see him in Glasgow and if my cunning plan succeeds then he won't even show up in Leeds. Mwahahahaha

I love RH.

Frisky Does your friends still want her DH? Tell her when shes had enough I will tale him

I used to live with him many years ago. You're not missing much!

Inside Negativity is not welcome here

He is bang tidy!

Oh sorry! Well he was funny....but hard work in some ways. You might have a great day/evening, laugh lots but then the next day you would be a stranger and have to start all over again. Not sure how else to describe it really.

I only want him for one night. See how that turns out

His arms are lovely.

Well I won't go into any details about his bedroom then! Just keep your eyes shut and don't touch anything....

He lives near me with his girlfriend. We drink in the same pub.

I'm going to see Alan Davies soon.

Really? He's only marginally more attractive than that pic of Cliff that you love to post :)

Mor Can you kidnap him and send him to me please? Then I can start a thread about how MNetters have helped me and aren't vipers

AKiss Leave RH alone. Our Cliff is in a category of his own